I guess if sewing the holes in my jeans will will make your day, who am I to piss on that?

[He could, but who knows what Kazuma would do then? Stitch Shithead across the cheeks of his jeans? Stitch a giant prick on the chest of his jumper? He's not taking that chance.]

Well next time I hope you like Magic and Top Trumps cards, that about all I've got for currency, man.