[His own voice pitches, stressed. Gordon groans pathetically, rubbing at his face.]
I don't know! It's not like I was having a cuddle before the world went to shit, Warren. Or even before I met you!
[He's had sex, he's not done virgin nerd loser okay, it has just been a while! Even before that it's not like he had any steady long term relationships where he was sleeping over or whatever.]
Augh, usually we've both got our covers on... or at least you do.
[Gordon waves lamely at Warren and the mess of blankets that hadn't stopped this madness this time.]
Typically when this happens I just pop off to the showers before you wake up none the wiser. Or you know, lay very still and think of Clive Schill naked.
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[His own voice pitches, stressed. Gordon groans pathetically, rubbing at his face.]
I don't know! It's not like I was having a cuddle before the world went to shit, Warren. Or even before I met you!
[He's had sex, he's not done virgin nerd loser okay, it has just been a while! Even before that it's not like he had any steady long term relationships where he was sleeping over or whatever.]
Augh, usually we've both got our covers on... or at least you do.
[Gordon waves lamely at Warren and the mess of blankets that hadn't stopped this madness this time.]
Typically when this happens I just pop off to the showers before you wake up none the wiser. Or you know, lay very still and think of Clive Schill naked.
[He makes a face with an 'eugh'.]