[Of all the ways this could have turned out, Warren calling him gay, extremely gay, and laughing like that... not on his bingo card. In the best way. It's nice to hear him laugh like that, he sounds genuinely happy, if not embarrassed, but this whole situation is an embarrassing mess so, that's fair.]

So is waking up with a raging boner for your best friend, it fits the theme.

[His own laughter is nervous but also light, he keeps expecting this to turn sour, but it doesn't. Warren is okay with this, Warren likes him too. God that's insane, he still can't believe it, but looking back at things it makes sense. It was smacking him in the face all this time, Gordon just didn't want to believe it. It was easier not to, safer for his own feelings if he lived in denial.]

Lemme guess- gingers have no souls and called you a Weasley? Bloody Harry Potter, maybe there's one good thing about the end of the world, we can use those books as tinder. All the Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors can cry about it.

[Gordon snorts.]

Kids suck, as a former child I also sucked, but... some of them really really sucked.

[He pauses, sighs and then shrugs. A smile peeks through on his lips.]

I just imagine them getting eaten by zombies now. They had it coming.

[Gordon says it so very matter of fact.]