[Warren, that is very sweet, but let's not kill anyone we don't have to.

Also it's very cute how flustered Warren gets at the question, though he almost feels a little bad about it. Almost.]

Shit, not sure if I should say sorry or not.

[Gordon, stop being so disparaging about yourself. Warren likes you! He wanted to do things with you! He's been super duper jealous about you with other men! Don't ruin this being a Debbie downer!]

I mean- I'm happy I'm your first, not that it matters if I weren't, it's just... god this is stupid, Warren I'm just glad we're... this. Right now, yeah?

[This. Whatever this is. Whatever they want to call it. Are they boyfriends? He doesn't really know to be honest.]